Oh, That’s Rich Patti LuPone (Ft. Christine Ebersole, Douglas Sills & John Dossett)

[HELENA, spoken]
What are these?

[TOMMY, spoken]
Recipes- two of them

(singing)
Ingredients for Ardena, her tonic for toning skin

[HELENA, spoken]
The glyco, the boric acid, the humectin, the glycerin
So?

[TOMMY]
Her lotion for grooming horses
To rub down their hairy hide

[HELENA, spoken]
The glyco, the boric acid- no!

(singing)
The same things they have inside!

[TOMMY, spoken]
Bingo!