Malala Made Me Do It Lady Parts

They named her Malala
Malala Yousafzai
Rode into town and made the Talibanis cry
Born in Swat Valley up in northern Pakistan
Advocating for the rights of the woman

Nobel Prize at 17
The baddest bitch you’ve ever seen
Cross your heart and hope to die
It’s Malala Yousafzai
Malala Yousafzai
Malala, Malala, Malala Yousafzai

Nothing could stop her
Not the bullet that she took
She cried "One pen and one child and one teacher and one book"
She headed for adventure like her brother Frodo did
Prizoner of Azkaban got nothin' on this kid

Noble, wise, and so serene
The baddest bitch you’ve ever seen
Cross your heart and hope to die
It’s Malala Yousafzai
Malala, Malala, Malala Yousafzai

Stole biscuits from the staffroom
Malala made her do it
Skipped choir to chase the boys
Malala made her do it
Hidin' in the girls' loos
To while away those Monday blues
Malala made her do that too
It’s Malala Yousafzai