My New Philosophy Clark Gesner (Ft. Ilana levine, Kristin Chenoweth & Stanley Wayne Mathis)

[SALLY, spoken]
Oh yeah? That's what you think!

[SCHROEDER, spoken]
What?

[SALLY, spoken]
That's my new philosophy. "Oh yeah? That's what you think!"

[SCHROEDER, spoken]
Well why are you telling me?

[SALLY, spoken]
What?

[SCHROEDER, spoken]
Why are you telling me?

[SALLY, spoken]
"Why are you telling me?" I like it!
That's a good philosophy
"Why are you telling me?"
"Why are you telling me?"

(sung)
"Why are you telling me?"
My new philosophy
The teacher gave a "D" on last week's homework!
She said, "Miss Sally Brown
Your grades are going down"
I could have told her—