You Only Want Me ’Cause You Want My Sister Evelyn Evelyn

[Verse 1]
You pulled up at the house at half past seven
In your ‘69 Impala, shook hands with my father
And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in
For some Trojans and a six-pack

Still, your eyes kept wandering back to her
It’s always her
So let’s get one thing straightened out here, sir

[Chorus]
If you think you’re seeing double
Let me save you some trouble
This ain’t no two-for-one bargain here, mister

‘Cause I’m much more than just twice shy
I’ve had enough two-timing guys
Who only want me ‘cause they want my sister

[Verse 2]
My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine
And the tattoo on her lower back’s exactly just like mine
But if you look beneath the surface
We’re as different as can be
‘Cause there’s just one heart that beats for you
And that heart belongs to me