[Verse 1]
So tell me, when you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test
Did you know the answers or did you guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
And act all urban to jack-up your SoundScan
What's the matter with you? How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffleupagus and Australopithecus
Me Cray, you abacus
But enough about you, let's talk about me
And how single-handedly I redefined the science of radio astronomy
Making Nobel Prize winners question their notions of reality
Oh, but I digress… you play Sorry, I play chess
King's pawn to B3, checkmate, go get some Percocets
[Chorus]
Careful with that mic, Weezy
Do you really think it's that easy?
[Verse 2]
Mmm, this is really good ice cream! You want some of it?
Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant
Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away
Only friends you keep are those you pay
Always on the ready for the wack snack attack
I carry sandwiches around in a straight-edge style Jansport backpack
Got the gadget Q gave Bond. Take control of your mind and make you jump in a pond
Go "quack quack" and flap your arms, leave you confused, but completely unharmed
So tell me, when you took the Practice Scholastic Aptitude Test
Did you know the answers or did you guess?
You rely on gimmicks to amuse your fans
And act all urban to jack-up your SoundScan
What's the matter with you? How come you rhyme monosyllabically?
Is atrophy shrinking your entire vocabulary?
Your style's like garbage cans meant to be taken out on a weekly basis
Ever since your first record you've been in a state of suspended animation
You look like Snuffleupagus and Australopithecus
Me Cray, you abacus
But enough about you, let's talk about me
And how single-handedly I redefined the science of radio astronomy
Making Nobel Prize winners question their notions of reality
Oh, but I digress… you play Sorry, I play chess
King's pawn to B3, checkmate, go get some Percocets
[Chorus]
Careful with that mic, Weezy
Do you really think it's that easy?
[Verse 2]
Mmm, this is really good ice cream! You want some of it?
Oh, my bad, I didn't know you were lactose intolerant
Makes you pass gas, frightens all the girls away
Only friends you keep are those you pay
Always on the ready for the wack snack attack
I carry sandwiches around in a straight-edge style Jansport backpack
Got the gadget Q gave Bond. Take control of your mind and make you jump in a pond
Go "quack quack" and flap your arms, leave you confused, but completely unharmed
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