My Big Chance Prince Paul (Ft. Big Sha, Breeze Brewin, Horror City, Kool Keith & Special Ed)

TARIQ: Yo, I-I’ll take two, yo

CRAZY LOU: Ah, fine choice. Powerful yet lightweight. And it hides well in your anal or crotch area. That’s right, including your butt pockets

TRU: Yeah, yeah, that’ll work! Yo, put it on my tab

CRAZY LOU: ‘Kay! Gotcha. Well, fellas, enjoy, and please come again. Don’t tell nobody in the projects

[*door closes*]

[*sirens and crowd noise*]

TRU: Okay, next stop: East New York. We gon’ make you official

TARIQ: Official?

TRU: Yeah! Mr. Large!

[*horror movie synth stabs*]

TARIQ (NARRATION): Now, Mr. Large was the biggest dealer on the east coast. Multi-, multi-billionaire. Nobody fucked with him, not even the FBI. I heard even the President was on his payroll. Kept a tight-knit crew, dealing from drugs to prostitution, loan sharking, gambling, nuclear weapons, rap management… You name it, they did it. And now it was my big chance to be a part of the squad

[*door knock*]

TARIQ: Yo, you think it’s cool for me to be up here with you?