Goomba Got Back Gaijin Goombah

[Verse]
I like big gooms and I cannot lie
You other haters can't deny
When that girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And them power ups in yo face you get...
Wanna get a 1-up cause you noticed them puffs was stuffed
Deep in the robe she's wearin'
I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'
OH BABY!
I wanna get wit yo! And take yo picto!
Those haters try to troll me
But them shrooms you got make...
OOOOH! Aki Goombah...
Wanna get inside those boombas...
So work it... Work it...
Cause you ain't no average goombette!
I see trolls yammerin'...
Ta Hell with their stammerin'!
Her curves are WHAM!!! BOOM!!!
Got it goin like a Gold Crown Shroom
I'm tired of stupid trolls criticizin' lovely rolls!
Get an average goom with her in the room...
He'll get full bloom
SO Aki... Aki...?
You think them haters be wacky?
Then turn around, stick it out!
Even koopas gotta' shout