Proper Crimbo! Leigh Francis (Ft. Adam and Joe, Chris Bisson, Chris Moyles, Christine Hamilton, David Gray, David Sneddon, Dermot O'Leary, Edith Bowman, Jimmy Carr, John Leslie (TV presenter), Katy Hill, Kerry McFadden, Kirsty Gallacher, Matthew Wright (TV presenter), Mel B, Richard Bacon, Simon Amstell & Terri Dw

Come na sing with me, proper chrimbo
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo
On the seven days of Christmas my true love came to me
A peregrine falcon, proper bo I tell thee
She had two trainers and a beanie hat
A new set of headphones all shining black
I didn't sleep that night
For Santa to come
I wet the bed, that's what I had done
Cos Christmas time is the place to be
I always wake up in a puddle of wee
With a ho ho and a silent night
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright
Turkeys on the table, which brings a crowd
Celebrate chrimbo I tell thee all
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Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo
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So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo
You-whoo
Ho, ho, ho
I'm a bad mo-fo
I got presents y'all for the two by two
They goes watch out cos i got time for you
Super funky and you're one of us
Watch out Santa cos here i come
I sleep on the floor
Never ever on the bed
That's Santa's style, all in your head
It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee
Got gifts for y'all, what you got for me
Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone
Chamone check, check tha-cone
I said bubbles ain't a monkey
She can move real funky
Chamone check, check tha-cone
That's right, oww
Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo
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I take you for a drink with me, proper chrim