(spoken [with sung/spoken backing vocals])
A lump of plankton set off one day in search of adventure and fun. His friends and family and all the folks in the plankton town shook their heads and cast knowing glances to each other, but said nothing. They all knew that the little lump of plankton would just have to learn the hard way. (Plankton town, plankton town)
After a short amount of time, Planky came across a stick of wood, screaming in pain
"What's the matter?" inquired Planky
"Termites!" screamed the unhappy little stick. "Help me, please!" (Little termites, little termites)
The little lump of plankton thought to himself for a long moment, then said, "Hey, termites, did you see the delicious yule log that somebody threw out over there? I'll bet it's just itching to be eaten by a bunch of hungry termites!"
Planky's ruse fooled the nasty little termites, who hightailed it over to the terrified yule log while maliciously singing Christmas carols loudly and off-key and messing up most of the words. (La la la la la la...)
"Thank you!" said the stick. "Thank you so much! What's your name?"
"I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith."
"My name is Sticky," said the stick. "Let's be friends and go and have fun and adventures."
"Why, that is just what I set out to do this morning!" said the plucky lump. "Let's go!"
A short while later, the two new friends came upon a puddle of stagnant water with maggots flying over it. It smelled ghastly, and it was all that our young adventurers could do to walk quickly past the disgusting mess without puking. (Stagnant water, stagnant water, stagnant water, stagnant water)
"Yi!" said the stick
"You said it, Sticky!" said the plucky lump
A lump of plankton set off one day in search of adventure and fun. His friends and family and all the folks in the plankton town shook their heads and cast knowing glances to each other, but said nothing. They all knew that the little lump of plankton would just have to learn the hard way. (Plankton town, plankton town)
After a short amount of time, Planky came across a stick of wood, screaming in pain
"What's the matter?" inquired Planky
"Termites!" screamed the unhappy little stick. "Help me, please!" (Little termites, little termites)
The little lump of plankton thought to himself for a long moment, then said, "Hey, termites, did you see the delicious yule log that somebody threw out over there? I'll bet it's just itching to be eaten by a bunch of hungry termites!"
Planky's ruse fooled the nasty little termites, who hightailed it over to the terrified yule log while maliciously singing Christmas carols loudly and off-key and messing up most of the words. (La la la la la la...)
"Thank you!" said the stick. "Thank you so much! What's your name?"
"I'm a plucky lump of plankton and my name is Planky Smith."
"My name is Sticky," said the stick. "Let's be friends and go and have fun and adventures."
"Why, that is just what I set out to do this morning!" said the plucky lump. "Let's go!"
A short while later, the two new friends came upon a puddle of stagnant water with maggots flying over it. It smelled ghastly, and it was all that our young adventurers could do to walk quickly past the disgusting mess without puking. (Stagnant water, stagnant water, stagnant water, stagnant water)
"Yi!" said the stick
"You said it, Sticky!" said the plucky lump
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