[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
BYAKUYA TOGAMI
VS
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Byakuya Togami]
Greetings Tortellini, Byakuya Togami
Beating this poor weenie till he runs to his mommy
I don't see our correlation, but for your own information
Write your raps with coordination as you face discrimination
Your neighbor tries to be your friend but you always burn that bridge
So I'll fry this bitter squid into a calamari dish
But no mater what he's told, he's always "better than his fellow fish"
And I refuse to take advice from this petty, envious, mellow kid
I'm hella rich! You got bombarded by a yellow bitch
Maybe drop the clarinet, pick up a fucking cello bitch
And may I testify: not one good tune from all the shit he's played
Leave you petrified, I could use a glass of lemonade
How's an artist so self-loathing and bitter?
Plus all the self-entitlement? You should sign up for Twitter!
There's no need to purchase bomb-ridden pies
'Cause I'm spitting rhymes so phat they'll go straight to your thighs
[Verse 2: Squidward Tentacles, Byakuya Togami, and Spongebob Squarepants]
You wanna rap batle? Daring today, aren't we?
Your notes were torture, too bad your verse didn't kill me
I saw how you died and it was a ruckus
But as it turns out, it was just the Chungus Among Us!
Squidward Q. Tentacles runs miles in this rap race
Your whole life is a sad case because you're such an assface (Assface?)
You could make mayonnaise seem like an instrument
But okay, let me judge your verse so intricate
Like, oh wow! Your flow is so sublime!
Rhymes more valuable than Krabs' first dime
You words speak to me as if it were beautiful artwork
...Is what I'd say if I gave a shit about your bars, jerk!
Now let's talk about your girlfriend; BOO! SHE STINKS!
I'll call my homeboy Spongebob to see what he thinks
Her calling you master is creepy as Hell, I admit
So drop face first into your blood like your imposter and drown in it!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
BYAKUYA TOGAMI
VS
SQUIDWARD TENTACLES
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Byakuya Togami]
Greetings Tortellini, Byakuya Togami
Beating this poor weenie till he runs to his mommy
I don't see our correlation, but for your own information
Write your raps with coordination as you face discrimination
Your neighbor tries to be your friend but you always burn that bridge
So I'll fry this bitter squid into a calamari dish
But no mater what he's told, he's always "better than his fellow fish"
And I refuse to take advice from this petty, envious, mellow kid
I'm hella rich! You got bombarded by a yellow bitch
Maybe drop the clarinet, pick up a fucking cello bitch
And may I testify: not one good tune from all the shit he's played
Leave you petrified, I could use a glass of lemonade
How's an artist so self-loathing and bitter?
Plus all the self-entitlement? You should sign up for Twitter!
There's no need to purchase bomb-ridden pies
'Cause I'm spitting rhymes so phat they'll go straight to your thighs
[Verse 2: Squidward Tentacles, Byakuya Togami, and Spongebob Squarepants]
You wanna rap batle? Daring today, aren't we?
Your notes were torture, too bad your verse didn't kill me
I saw how you died and it was a ruckus
But as it turns out, it was just the Chungus Among Us!
Squidward Q. Tentacles runs miles in this rap race
Your whole life is a sad case because you're such an assface (Assface?)
You could make mayonnaise seem like an instrument
But okay, let me judge your verse so intricate
Like, oh wow! Your flow is so sublime!
Rhymes more valuable than Krabs' first dime
You words speak to me as if it were beautiful artwork
...Is what I'd say if I gave a shit about your bars, jerk!
Now let's talk about your girlfriend; BOO! SHE STINKS!
I'll call my homeboy Spongebob to see what he thinks
Her calling you master is creepy as Hell, I admit
So drop face first into your blood like your imposter and drown in it!
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