50 Ways to Please your Mother Tim Hawkins

The problem is all in your approach I said to them
You are my children and I want to fill you in
You wonder why your mama grounded you again
There must be fifty ways to please your mother

Keep up the laundry now and put away your food
It wouldn't hurt you if you lose the attitude
Say yes ma'am, no ma'am
Her name isn't Dude
There must be fifty ways to please your mother
Fifty ways to please your mother

Don't talk back, Jack
Clean out the van, Stan
Put away the dish, Trish
Don't play in the street
Don't miss the bus, Gus
Try not to cuss, Russ
Wipe off the seat, Pete
And life'll be sweet
Pick up your mеss, Tess
Close the screen, Jеan
Don't get her annoyed, Lloyd
Turn down the TV
Pick up your phone, Joan
Let her know when you're gonna be home
Don't roll your eyes, guys
And see what I mean