Blackmail Monty Python

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Presenter Hello, good evening, and welcome to
'Blackmail'! And to start tonight's programme, we go to
Preston in Lancashire, and Mrs Betty Teal!
Cut to a slightly blurred black and white photo of a
Housewife with her face blotted out by a black oblong

Presenter Hello, Mrs Teal!
Cut back to presenter. He picks up a letter and reads
It

Presenter Now this is for ?15 and it's to stop us
Revealing the name of your lover in Bolton
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: '?15' (which flashes on and off
Quickly)

Presenter So Mrs Teal...if you send us ?15 by return
Post, please, and your husband Trevor, and your lovely
Children, Diane, Janice and Juliet need never know the
Name of your lover in Bolton
Cut to a nude man (except for a collar and a tie) at
Organ. He plays a few stirring chords. Cut back to
Presenter

Presenter (as he speaks he holds up the various items)
And now...a letter...a hotel registration book...and a
Series of photographs...which could add up to divorce
Premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings
For a company director in Bromsgrove. He's a freemason
And prospective Tory MP.. that's Mr S. of Bromsgrove...
?3,000...
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: '?3000' (which flashes on and
Off)