[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
CAPTAIN AMERICA
VS
UNCLE SAM
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Captain America]
The first ever Avenger is gonna kick ass on this colored version of Lincoln
Is there ever any way to take down this tank is the one thing you'll be thinking
I'm a super soldier fighting for America survivor of the second World War
I'll take down this long leg bitch like how The Hulk easily rams through doors
Now sonny, we all know I was taught to respect my elders
But seventy years frozen in ice's made me feel under the weather
So it's time for mе to say, as much as I hate being a dick
That both thesе pecs and my shield show you that I'm the most patriotic
[Verse 2: Uncle Sam]
I want you to shut the fuck up, Steve Roger that? Got it? Good
You better prepare yourself, I'll burn your Winter Soldier like firewood
You're just a fake stupid pansy in tights, you bet you oughta be scared of me
You don't wanna step to me, I pack more meat than Ron Jeremy
You fight crime? Great, but the only offense I see is your rapping, son
I'm winning this fight, you're coming up shorter than James Madison
My rhymes fly and blow up, get ready for my lyrical missiles
You say that you're the patriotic one? Just look at my initials!
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
CAPTAIN AMERICA
VS
UNCLE SAM
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Captain America]
The first ever Avenger is gonna kick ass on this colored version of Lincoln
Is there ever any way to take down this tank is the one thing you'll be thinking
I'm a super soldier fighting for America survivor of the second World War
I'll take down this long leg bitch like how The Hulk easily rams through doors
Now sonny, we all know I was taught to respect my elders
But seventy years frozen in ice's made me feel under the weather
So it's time for mе to say, as much as I hate being a dick
That both thesе pecs and my shield show you that I'm the most patriotic
[Verse 2: Uncle Sam]
I want you to shut the fuck up, Steve Roger that? Got it? Good
You better prepare yourself, I'll burn your Winter Soldier like firewood
You're just a fake stupid pansy in tights, you bet you oughta be scared of me
You don't wanna step to me, I pack more meat than Ron Jeremy
You fight crime? Great, but the only offense I see is your rapping, son
I'm winning this fight, you're coming up shorter than James Madison
My rhymes fly and blow up, get ready for my lyrical missiles
You say that you're the patriotic one? Just look at my initials!
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