Everybody Needs a Thneed Ed Helms

[ONCE-LER]
Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people-

[TOWNSPEOPLE, spoken]
You know what we need? For you to stop!
Yeah you suck!
Yeah

[TOWNSPEOPLE]
Everybody needs a Thneed
A fine thing that all people need
The Thneed is good, the Thneed is great
Let's hope we're not too late

It's a super trendy hat
It's a tightrope for an acrobat
A net for catching butterflies
Daily use for exercise

Everybody needs a Thneed
(a Thneed)
A fine thing that all people need
(we need)
Everybody needs a Thneed
(ahhhhhh ahhhhh)
We all agree
(ahhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed
(ahhhhhhh ahhhhhh)
We need the Thneed