Han Mi’s Storytime Theater Paul Shapera (Ft. Lauren Osborn & Psyche Chimere)

Han:
Hello everybody, and welcome to Han Mi’s Storytime Theatre. Or, if you prefer, here give me a second...
(In Raven voice) Hello animate objects I hope to boink one day, it’s me, your favorite creepy and weirdly, desperately thirsty geriatric narcissist! Let me just pour myself a dash of green tea... (sfx)... Oh, look at me! I’m so obsessed with my little willy! Hump hump!
Oh sadness, I just can’t quite grasp the concept of enthusiastic consеnt. Whatever will abate my sadnеss? I know! A medley!

How can you just leave me standing, alone in a world so cold, maybe I’ve issues with my mother, maybe I’m just like my father, too old
In touch with the ground, I’m on the hunt I always drool, I smell like I sound, I’m lost in a crowd and I’m thirsty like a fool
For forty days and for forty nights I hit on guys, but who can stand when I want a man, it’s myself I stan, gonna dance on the floor in the round
Mama always told me, be careful what you do, don’t go around being some old fart
And mama always told me, be careful what you shove, in places you should not, because you’re old and got

Raven:
I just express myself, baby, put your love to the test, you know you know you got to

Han:
Make him express how he feels, then you know his love is real

Raven: You started without me! And your impression is terrible
Han: Terribly accurate you mean
Raven: Oh look at me, I’m sooo Raven
Han: Just try and keep up old man
Raven: You need more horns in your music. Kids today...
Han: Synthwave grandpa. It’s retro enough even you should recognize it

Raven:
Come on now Han, oh your fans they all want, your dirt oh, so come on now Han