Stairway to Heaven Etcetera Theatre Company

[Scratched and spliced vocals]
There's a lady
Who's sure
She can get what she came for

A stairway
To-to-to-to
To-to-to-to Heaven
Is gold
Is gold
Is gold
Is gold

There's a lady
Who's sure
All that glitters...

And she's buying
And she's buying

(She-she-she-she-she)
She-she-she-she
She can get what she came for

Is gold
There's a lady
Is gold
Sure
Is gold
That glitters
Is gold
There's a lady