Fall Guys Dan Bull

[Intro]
There will probably be some introductory vocals here
Maybe even these placeholder ones
We'll see how lazy I really am

[Hook]
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

[Verse 1]
Come one, come all, it's a horny, porny sight to see
Five dozen buggers rubbing side-by-side excitedly
Fall guys and gals and non-binaries
All dressed so swell, all kinds of fineries
About to be knocked out as bad as Bernie in the primaries
'Til we can finally decide and see who'll run this dynasty
Is it a silly game or an allegory for society?
A biting satire of capitalistic primacy?
Or is it just a bit of shits and giggles
In which you can kick a little kid
Off of a cliff and giggle spitefully?
We can right this silly rivalry
Here privately, non-violently
But rioting done quietly's a kind of weird irony
Dear diary, we'd like to live in harmony
But harming each other's providing half of the economy
This is a hell of a race, it isn't minor league
Pissing in an elephant's face, tinkle those ivories