It’s a Scandal! It’s a Outrage! Oklahoma! - 1998 Royal National Theatre Cast (Ft. Peter Polycarpou)

[PEDDLER]
Trapped
Tricked
Hoodblinked
Ambushed

[MEN]
Friend, what's on yer mind?
Why do you walk around and around?
With your hands folded behind
And your chin scrapin' the ground?

[PEDDLER]
Twenty minutes ago I am free like the breeze
Free like a bird in the woodland wild
Free like a gypsy, free like a child
I am unattached

Twenty minutes ago I can do what I please
Flick my cigar ashes on a rug
Dunk with a donut, drink from a jug
I'm a happy man

I am minding my own business like I oughter
Ain't meanin' any harm to anyone
I'm talking to a certain farmer's daughter—
And then I'm looking into the muzzle of a gun