Boot Straps Jesse Welles

[Intro]
One, two, one, two, go

[Verse 1]
I need some help
Finding the straps of my boots
Well, they evicted my flip-flops
And my Birkenstocks won't do
Well, did a man-made famine and shut the factory down?
I know it’s bad in Bangladesh, but I hate this town
I need some help
Finding the straps of my boots

[Chorus]
I need some boots with straps
I'm ditching the sandals
I need heavy equipment
I need two with handles
Give a hoot
Show me the straps of my boots

[Verse 2]
They on the front or the back?
Mine are men's, don’t it matter, too?
They raised the rent on my socks
But my callouses are getting grue
Well, inflation blew up everything but my ties
Man, I'd overdraft the bank
But the card's expired
I need some help
Finding the straps of my boots