Christmas Photo John Williamson

[Verse 1]
It's December in Australia;
Time to remember all the family
Christmas tree - native pine
Lights and tinsel all entwined
Put a fairy on the top
There's Gran and Pa and Joan and Pop
The ham and turkey's organised
Won't the grandkids be surprised
When Santa comes in big black boots
In the back of Jacko's ute...
Ho Ho Ho! Ho Ho Ho!

[Chorus]
It's December in Australia;
Time to remember all the family
Gather round for a photo
Hang on, Dad, where did Sam go?
We gotta get everyone in the picture...
Oh here he is. C'mon, Sam
Now say "Cheese"
Wait a minute - Bubbles is missing

[Verse 2]
Oh, yum yum, pig's bum - Christmas Pudding
All the ladies do the cooking
All the men are really slack
Slapping each other on the back
"How ya been Tangles? How was your year?
Might rain tomorrow. Have a cold beer
I hear young Greg is playing fullback
I guess he gets it all from you, Jack"
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Who's for a game of cricket?