Don’t Beat My Ass (With A Baseball Bat) The Goo Goo Dolls

[Verse 1]
Things don't look too good to me
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck
This wacko came from Alabama and
That's not where it's at
And now your jock's been chasing me round
With a great big baseball bat

[Chorus]
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no

[Verse 2]
Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me about my head with a baseball bat

[Chorus]
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no