Wibbling Rivalry Oasis

Q: How do you feel about the fact that, already, Oasis have attracted a reputation for being rock'n'roll animals?

Liam: I'm into it, me. But at the end of the day, like he says, I go home and get a clip off me mam. And I do. She clips me round the head and goes, "What are you like, you little tinker?"

Q: Did you get a clip after Amsterdam?

Liam: Oh yeah, I get it all the time. She looks at me and goes, "You fuckin' daft bastard". Know what I mean?

Noel: It's a reputation, right, that I...

Liam: I like the way it's bubbling up. It's reminding me of the Roses all over again. I like that, me. I want to get 2000 people in a nice gaff who are there to see me. I want to be there...

Noel: Woah. Hang on a minute. That's not what he's on about.

Liam: He is.

Noel: He's on about a reputation, about getting thrown off fuckin' ferries. Getting thrown off ferries and getting deported is summat that I'm not proud about.

Liam: Well I am, la.

Noel: Alright. Well if you're proud about getting thrown off ferries, why don't you go and support West Ham and get the fuck out of my band and go and be a football hooligan? We're musicians, right? Not football hooligans.

Liam: You're only gutted 'cos you was in bed fuckin' reading your fuckin' books...

Noel: Not at all. Here's a quote for you from my manager, Marcus Russell...