Fred Astaire The Upside Downs

[Verse 1]
Yeah, I got a funny face, you can call me Fred Astaire
If you don't believe in Hell, how the Hell could you be headed there?
I'm about to lead a revolution, cross the Delaware
Or maybe I'm not goin' anywhere like M.C. Escher stairs
No plan, no ma'am
That's the way I'm programmed
I'm so mentally unstable I should star in Homeland
Bringin' it back like Roseanne, I'll bow down to no man
These turkey's got beef but they're too chicken to go ham (Woo!)
And I'm pullin' back the curtain
'Cause when your magic's workin' everybody calls you Merlin
But when it isn't workin', same person calls you worthless
But now the tides are turnin' like you just changed detergents

[Chorus]
I'ma do what I do
No matter what you say
I'm livin' my life
Uck-fay u-yay
I guess that every Superman
Has a doomsday
I'm livin' my life
Uck-fay u-yay

[Verse 2]
I'm pretty good, but there's room for improvement
My dream is to join the X-Men and become a mutant
Develop a dope-ass superpower and when I use it
It would have all the dudes scared like the #MeToo movement (Ha!)
And what the hell is wrong with me?
Maybe I should stop horsing around and be a Model-T
I couldn't give commands if I authored Deuteronomy
The only props I get is when I'm doing prop comedy
So where in the Hell are my accolades?
I'm barely even getting a passing grade
I've got about as many real friends as Tom Hanks in Castaway (Wilson!)
But I still got that super-strength
And I did it without those gamma rays!
'Cause these days are, ah-ah-ah-ah
Happy Days (Ay!)
Well I do what I do and I'm about to change the future
Where's Elizabeth Shue?
But you don't hear me like a Soft C sound in Madrid
But I'm always coming back, girl, I'm like the McRib