Channel Turd TISM

[Chorus]
Real TV
Real TV
Real TV
Real TV makes us all arseholes

[Verse 1]
The people who make it
How do they live?
The producer's a jackal
The director's a spiv
And PR, they're liars
The sound guy is a slime
The hostess is a bimbo
With a petulant whine

[Chorus]
Real TV
Real TV
Real TV
Real TV makes us all arseholes

[Verse 2]
The people who're on it
What could they have heard?
One day you're unknown
The next you're a turd
You can't return fame
And get your money back
Imagine going on TV
To find what you lack