No Exit LongestSoloEver

[Intro]
Well hello there!
It seems we have a new cast member!
What's that? Where are you? What is this place? Who are you?
I can legally answer some of those questions!
It's your lucky day, friend
You get to be a part of the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping—
Wha-what are you trying to
The headset? Oh
So here's the thing

[Verse 1]
So the good news first, how'd you like to be a star?
Now forever in a show being watched from afar?
A hundred eyes in the sky, now your life on a stage is a
Mind-bending circus
A show for all ages (Ha ha!)
Buckle up, let me give you a tour
Take a ride with the pearly-white entrepreneur
You may need to calm down and adjust expectations
Experiencing digital hallucinations (My, my!)
Welcome to a world full of wonders
Where anything can happen, just imagine if you hadn't had to happen on the virtual reality that trapped you in the—
Wait, what'd I say? (Ha ha!)
No spoilers!
Oh, you gotta have a name!
Come and spin the roulette
'Til we find an arrangement of consonant letters
Are vowels negotiable?
I'll do my best
Now go meet your co-stars!
Your friends for the rest of your life