Teddy’s Bleaken Story Bob's Burgers (Ft. Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman, Kristen Schaal & Larry Murphy)

[Intro: Teddy, Louise & Gene]
So, what do you think? Santa coming this year or what? Have you been good? I hope the Bleaken doesn't come
Who and/or what is the Bleaken?
You kids don't know about the Bleaken?
Is it a band? Are they on SoundCloud?
He's got, like, different names in different cultures, but he's basically the anti-Santa
You got our attention. Go on

[Story: Teddy, Louise, Gene & Tina]
The Bleaken is a horned creature with lizard skin and black feathers who comes every once in a while
Every once in a whilе?
Like El Niño?
My nana used to say he feeds of sadnеss and anger. She said when me and my sister would fight, it meant the Bleaken would come
Nana sounds fun
Is Nana short for "banana"?
Well, what happens when the Bleaken comes?
The Bleaken steals your presents
What?
Yup. Then he takes them back to his lair and you never see them again. And one time, I thought-I thought I saw him
Wait, you saw the Bleaken?
I don't know. I was little. Nana used to give us wine
You're freaking us out. Keep your weird Nana stuff to yourself
Yeah, the Bleaken's probably just an old story
And a long story. Am I right? Huh?