The Day That You Die Random Encounters (Ft. The Stupendium)

[Narrator]
Misfortune, every choice has consequences
And in this game, there's really just one rule:
That you play until the end once it commences

[Misfortune]
If I win, then you will give me something cool?

[Narrator]
Yes!
Complete my game, and yes, you'll be rewarded:
Eternal happiness, my dear, will be your prize
Keep this part of the down-low, but what Misfortune doesn't know is that
Today is the day... the day that she dies!

[Misfortune]
I can hear you, you know

[Narrator]
Oh! I was just, uh, talking with myself

[Misfortune]
About me dying?

[Narrator]
Of course not. I was just about to tell you that the first part of the game is to leave your room