Aphids In The Hall Schwump

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway
Ahahahah

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

I was walking down the street
My tennies can’t be beat
When I came upon a smiling aphid chewing up his-a meat
I said to his surprise
Woo please let me pass on by!
He said to my dismay
“Yum yum yum! Some hippie pie!”

Woah Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

Oh Aphids in the hall
Even if you’re tall
They’re gonna get you anyway

I began to shimmy and shake
For the fear of being ate
Was climbing up and down my spine like ants upon a plate