The One With the Candy Hearts Friends (TV) (Ft. David Crane & Marta Kauffman)

[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is eyeing a beautiful woman at the counter, and Joey and Chandler are egging him on to go talk to her. No pun intended. I mean it.]
JOEY: I'm tellin' you Ross, she wants you.

ROSS: She barely knows me. We just live in the same building.

CHANDLER: Any contact?

ROSS: She lent me an egg once.

JOEY: You're in!

ROSS: Aw, right.

HER: Hi, Ross.

ROSS: Hey. [stutters something incoherent]

CHANDLER: Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, ok? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian--I don't think we need a third...

JOEY: Excuse me, could we get an egg over here, still in the shell? Thanks.

ROSS: An egg?

JOEY: Yeah, you're gonna go up to her and say, "Here's your egg back, I'm returning your egg."

CHANDLER: I think it's winning.
ROSS: I think it's insane.

CHANDLER: She'll love it. Go with the egg, my friend.

[Ross walks over to the woman, egg in hand.]

JOEY: Think it'll work?

CHANDLER: No, it's suicide. The man's got an egg.

Opening Credits

[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
MONICA: You can not do this.

RACHEL: Do what, do what?

MONICA: Roger wants to take her out tomorrow night.

RACHEL: No! Phoebes! Don't you remember why you dumped the guy?

PHOEBE: Cause he was creepy, and mean, and a little frightening... alright, still, it's nice to have a date on Valentine's Day!

MONICA: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.

RACHEL: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?