I Make Hamburgers The Whitlams

[Verse 1]
My first customer was Megan
She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat
Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out
My second customer was Susan
She came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
Each day and I said "You don't need to be on a diet
Do you wanna come out tonight?"

[Chorus 1]
I said I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money
And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view
He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you
Telling you

[Verse 2]
My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce
More sauce she said. I said now you're talking
And she took me home to meet her mother
My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see
'Cept me
So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour

[Chorus 2]
I make hamburgers I get all the girls
And I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl
And If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too
But I teach 'em all how to be d-d-d-d-dirty girls like you