Ducks on the Wall The Kinks

STAR:
Norman's office got on my nerves to-day

WIFE:
What do you mean? You are Norman!

STAR:
(Shouts) I am a star!

WIFE:
You're not a star Norman. You're just a plain ordinary little bloke and even if you walked down the street in a silver suit people still wouldn't recognise you. You're dull, ordinary and uninteresting! You're a drag!

STAR:
I hate this house and I hate you, but more than anything else I hate those ducks!

WIFE:
Don't you touch those ducks Norman! They were a present from my mother. Look, Norman, I've had enough of you and your ridiculous fantasies. First of all you wanted to be a painter, then you wanted to be an astronaut, then a footballer and now you're playing at being a rock singer. If you touch those ducks I'm leaving!

My lady's got the most deplorable taste
But her biggest mistake
Is hanging over the fireplace
She's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall

My lady's got a sort of strange fascination
An obsessive fixation
For cheap decorations
She's got ducks, ducks on the wall
Ducks, ducks, hanging on the wall