Loner Daniel Johnston

[Intro]
Male Voice: "Hey."
Daniel: "Hey, how you doing?"
Male Voice: "Uh, you're that-who was callin' my chick, yeah, that guy?"
Daniel: "What?"
Male Voice: "Yup, callin' my chick again I said-"
Daniel: "Your chick? She's your chick, huh?"
Male Voice: "...Yeah."
Daniel: "I'm her cousin."
Male Voice: "Wha?"
Daniel: "I'm her cousin."
Male Voice: "Oh, uh, okay. Okay then, I-uh, sorry man."
Daniel: "Oh that's okay, huh?"
Male Voice: "Here she is, then."
Daniel: "Okay."
Female Voice: (incoherent)
Daniel: "Alright. Okay, tell him, uh, 'you better watch it'."
Female Voice: "Huh?"
Daniel: "You tell that guy he'd better watch it."
Female Voice: "Alright. Take care, alright?"
Daniel: "Alright. Okay."
Female Voice: "Okay, bye."
Daniel: "Ha-hang on!"

[Chorus]
I wish I could be as happy as you
I wish I could have as much fun as you do
I wish I could be your friend but I-I-I'm afraid