Drink to the proud and noble Chocobo
The only friend I know
Gets me where I need to go
Let's have a pint to this majestic beast
I'll ride 'er west and east
Until I'm quite deceased
Why get a horse when you can ride Big Bird?
They're smart and they're and friendly and they only know one word (Kweh)
Love and affection, boy-o that's the key
They mean the world to me, and damn, their meat is tasty!
Raise twenty glasses to my feathered belle
I think she likes her cell
It's frankly hard to tell
I treat her goodly even when she snores
It's hard to do her chores
With all the saddle sores
She's like a butler but she gets no pay
So please don't tell PETA or the ASPCA
I keep her addicted to the Gysahl Greens
That's why she cooks and cleans, my winged little crack fiend
The only friend I know
Gets me where I need to go
Let's have a pint to this majestic beast
I'll ride 'er west and east
Until I'm quite deceased
Why get a horse when you can ride Big Bird?
They're smart and they're and friendly and they only know one word (Kweh)
Love and affection, boy-o that's the key
They mean the world to me, and damn, their meat is tasty!
Raise twenty glasses to my feathered belle
I think she likes her cell
It's frankly hard to tell
I treat her goodly even when she snores
It's hard to do her chores
With all the saddle sores
She's like a butler but she gets no pay
So please don't tell PETA or the ASPCA
I keep her addicted to the Gysahl Greens
That's why she cooks and cleans, my winged little crack fiend
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