​modern woes Bill Wurtz

[Verse 1]
There's a large penis statue
In the middle of town
There's a large penis statue in the middle of town

[Verse 2]
It's got germs on it it's got monkeys on it
It's got evil on it it's got rabies on it
And there's devils and children standing all around
And there's devils and children standing all around it

[Verse 3]
Haven't you heard the news?
Haven't you heard the truth?
And i hope you do
It's appalling
It's enthralling
It's unnerving
And subservient
And it's curious

[Verse 4]
We're gonna fall in love
We're gonna fall in love

[Verse 5]
Rabbits make their way from A to B
Rabbits don't care what they eat
Rabbits don't know what they see
Rabbits don't pretend to need advice from trees
Or advice from me
People riding in cars like to show the world how much they care about it
By rolling over its surfaces
People paying their taxes like to include more
Just in case they didn't pay enough