High as Fuck Jon Lajoie

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Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking 'bout the world spinning 'round
Have you ever been high as fuck?

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You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?

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Then you feel your heart pumpin' really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?

[Verse 4]
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say, "That's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"

[Verse 5]
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time

[Verse 6]
You finally decide to go in the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there