[Spoken Intro]
You know, I learned how to dip Copenhagen snuff back when I was into rodeo. I used to be into rodeo, believe it or not. I had a rodeo career that lasted fifteen seconds – that's five bulls times three seconds apiece. But it was a fun career. I don't know how many people have ever been on the back of a bull before, but it's kinda like gettin' in your car and drivin' down the freeway at seventy miles-an-hour and then just chunkin' the steering wheel out the window.
So after that was over, I just stuck with the Copenhagen part of bein' a cowboy. And I've been using it now for fifteen years, and I've never had any trouble with worms or long relationships.
[Verse 1]
Now I went out last Sunday with my little Mary Anne
She said, "Please stay 'til Monday," and she grabbed me by the can
She laid a big one on me, surprised me with her tongue
But her surprise was waitin' there between my cheek and gum
[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild
[Verse 2]
So I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do
She didn't know I's spittin' in my Coca Cola cup
She took a great big swaller and then threw her popcorn up
[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild
You know, I learned how to dip Copenhagen snuff back when I was into rodeo. I used to be into rodeo, believe it or not. I had a rodeo career that lasted fifteen seconds – that's five bulls times three seconds apiece. But it was a fun career. I don't know how many people have ever been on the back of a bull before, but it's kinda like gettin' in your car and drivin' down the freeway at seventy miles-an-hour and then just chunkin' the steering wheel out the window.
So after that was over, I just stuck with the Copenhagen part of bein' a cowboy. And I've been using it now for fifteen years, and I've never had any trouble with worms or long relationships.
[Verse 1]
Now I went out last Sunday with my little Mary Anne
She said, "Please stay 'til Monday," and she grabbed me by the can
She laid a big one on me, surprised me with her tongue
But her surprise was waitin' there between my cheek and gum
[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild
[Verse 2]
So I went to the movies with my little Peggy Sue
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do
She didn't know I's spittin' in my Coca Cola cup
She took a great big swaller and then threw her popcorn up
[Chorus]
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild
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