Rottweiler Blues Warren Zevon

[Verse 1]
Got a Glock in the bedside table
Machine gun leaning by the bedroom door
Kevlar vest in the closet
Well, I wear it when I go to the store

[Pre-Chorus]
Shadows on the window
Rustling in the hedge
Faces at the peephole
Footsteps on the ledge

[Chorus]
And if you come calling
He'll be mauling with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my rottweiler's name, yeah

[Verse 2]
Halogen lights in the driveway
Guardian Angels living next door
One hundred pounds of unfriendly persuasion
Sleeping on the Florida porch

[Pre-Chorus]
Slackers in the market
Bangers in the mall
Skinheads on the golf course
Hunting for their balls